Saidie questions!

I was a bad girl today - but more about that laters. Here are some things about me that everyone else is doing.

1. Your age?
I am 1 year and 6 months old.

2. Your age when came to live with your people?
I was 3.5 month old and I was cute.

3. What color is the collar you’re wearing right now?
Pink. My mom is tired of people thinking I am a boy. I am a little girl. But my dad does not like the pink collar.

4. Who is your favorite person other than the people you live with?
I like Eve at my mom's work when she brings me there. But she is moving to Switzerland and I will never see her again. I'm sad.

5. How much do you weigh?
24 lbs of pure muscle and sex-eh booty.

6. Most expensive thing you’ve ever chewed up?
Um, me? Chew? Well, my mom has lost 5 pairs of shoes (1 really expensive nice pair - oops) and I also love dvds and my mom's bras. Oh and my dad's daytimer. That's lots of things.

7. Do you like other Dogs?
Yes. But not really big ones that run you over and want to sniff my derriere.

8. Who is your best non-human friend?
Ruby Cupcake. She's not allowed to blog anymore. I also like my fat orange Kitty, Winston.

9. Squeaky Toys or Tennis Balls?
Squeaky toys for driving momma crazy and tennis balls for killing and shredding!

10. Do you like to be brushed?
I like to be hugged.

11. Peanut Butter or Cheese?
I like any people food except wa-sah-bi. That stuff is crazy and makes me sneeze.

12. Do your people cut your nails?
No. My mom nicked me once and I cried and she cried and now I am supposed to let another lady do it but I hate going and they are very long.

13. Any formal education?
I'm street smart, not book smart. (note from Saidie's mom - she's getting her ass crate trained asap)

14. Couch potato or Energizer Bunny?
I like to relax with my momma. I like to sleep in. But I love to run outside too.

15. Five nicknames your people call you.
SaySay, Saidie Lou, Lucy, piggie, the slippery piggie, baby, pushkin, push, brown eyes, little terrier.

16. What is your best trick?
My best trick is waiting for a treat. I can wait all day. I will sit in the kitchen and wait by the treats. I don't bark or whine so I just sit there waiting until someone notices. I don't do no tricks because I get a treat anyway and why bother?

17. Do you like kitties?
I ♥ the kitties but they don't ♥ me.

18. What did you have for breakfast?
Kibble and toast and egg.

19. Can you hunt (aka have you ever killed anything living)? I am a good and pretty girl, so no.

20. When & why was the last time you went to the V.E.T.?
When I got my tubes tied. That was a sad day for me and my mommma.

21. Where do you sleep at night?
Big bed, right in the middle, head on pillow in between the 'rents.

22. Do you like to swim?
No! I hate the water and the ocean is stinky and scary. I almost watched a Cuz drown once.

23. Can you make puppies?
No. But that's okay because too many puppies don't have good homes already.

24. Your favorite place to visit?
I love going to my mom's work because so many people like to to talk to me and call me a sexy little terier and buy me treats and sometimes I get to eat hot dogs. I also like going to Ruby's because he mom buys bones and I can lick all the marrow out of there and I can play with Ruby's toys.

25. Do you give kisses?
yes!

26. Can you potty on command?
No. I'm in charge, damnit!

27. To Cuz or not to Cuz?
Who doesn't love a Cuz? They are fun and lound and bounce high and all the other dogs at the dog park are jealous of me and my Cuz's.